Long before Duck Dynasty turned the crazy mountain man-look mainstream, there was Biscuit.
She will tell you that having a beard is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, the ladies love it. But your confidence flies right out the window when you realize you've been strutting all afternoon with a leaf dangling from the matted mess, utterly oblivious.
Things are especially rough when your mom and dad laugh at you and post your beard faux pas for all the internet to see.
Though, some might argue that referring to yourselves as your dog's mom and dad qualifies as a faux pas of its own.